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    1. Satan: [appears]
    2. Satan: You can have anything you wan--
    3. Me: LANGUAGE.
    4. Satan: What?
    5. Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
    6. Satan: What the--?
    7. Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
    8. Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
    9. Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
     
  5. k-lionheart:

    themaidenofthetree:

    I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

    This is groundbreaking

    (via denimcatfish)

     
  6. (Quelle: lovequotesrus, via joshpeck)

     
  7. johnthemod1:

    THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

    (Quelle: south-park-gifs, via pizza)

     
  8. youareplayingaguitarhornjoe:

    amazingbastille:

    dansmithsbracelets:

    restlesslochness:

    ivbenjamin:

    damnitsmith:

    juneartsy:

    bastilledan:

    Mind. Blown.

    Biceps. Shit.

    am I meant to recognise who that is because I do not

    Thats David Hasslehoff (not sure if the spelling is correct) He’s an old actor, known for the show Baywatch. (if im wrong Im a proper idiot.)

    why is the Hoff at Coachella

    I know him better from Spongebob….

    OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    Are we not gonna discuss the arms then, because frick..

    What about that demon on the right?

    (via aylinmoon)

     

  9. br0ken-and-lost:

    it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

    true shit

    (Quelle: wh1rring)